Gee, if you wanna talk about being “Woke,” this dude is literally suing a toasted pastry box. Can you imagine getting THAT worked up over a rainbow-colored Pop-Tarts box? All I can figure is he must have caught his wife in bed with a box of them. Now, the question is, where does it all end? I mean, if he’s suing Pop-Tarts, can Fruit Loops be th…