When in my youth I told a girl at a party that I drove a porsche and I only had a Beetle, would that count, lol? On that occasion one of my pals came by and put the kibosh on my attempt to pull by saying out loud "You only have a Beetle" I quickly answered "But its engine was designed by Porsche." Which was not a lie as they all were designed by Ferdinand Porsche!

We all laughed anyhow and I never got that girl.

The oldest lie in the book of course is "No, I won't cum in your mouth." Would that be considered assault?

It is getting too risky to even go out. What about all the Thai girls who tell you they are 23 when they could be anything younger or even older. They all claim that to work legally in the Bars and Go-Go's!

I don't think they'd complain but the law might if you were caught with an under age one!

What about the gorgeous ladyboy who comes to your room for sex, then you find out it's still a guy? Reminds me of a story when my friend a large very hetero builder was asked that same question in Thailand, when the elevator had failed and he had to walk up 9 floors to his room. His answer was "After all that walking up the stairs, I'd turn her over and use the tradesmans entrance." Fair enough I guess.

Don't bother with these dilemmas, just be nice to people and you'll get by.