Meaghan, you are so funny and not a bad poet either!

I totally agree us small dickers are the best lovers. I think I’ve mentioned it before on these posts, but one of my chat-up lines was “I’ve only got a small dick, but I’ve got a 9” tongue and can breathe through my ears!” It never failed to get an inquisitive girl in a group to come and hang on my arm for the rest of the evening.

It is all about being a great lover, it’s just that us smaller endowed guys have to work harder.