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Is it Dick the Shit or Richard the Turd?

Poo in the sea
Poo in the rivers
Who put it there
Not the EU, they banned it
Not the French or the Germans,
They banned it too
What a to do
The Tories are in a stew
As it’s Tweeted out who
Voted to fill your beaches,
and rivers with poo